Who Murdered Kim Jong un?

It’s a crime for US citizens to travel to North Korea.  Even if you’re packing a legit passport, the country will brutally rape you of all global rights.  North Koreans can’t use cell phones, the internet, and can’t ever escape.  Most of it’s population are being tortured in inhumane prisons, because  of their ancestors’ sins.  The Kim family runs every aspect of  life in East Asia.

The internment prison camps in North Korea are for 200,000 inmates involved in government , and politics (along with their families).  Re-education camps, however, are for common crimes.  Stealing, or illegal trading will force you to memorize the speeches of Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il in a cramped space not tall enough to stand in.  Resort camps are for the A-list elite people with money.  That’s why Donald Trump is afraid to confirm the death of brutal, North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-un.

Reports claim that the dude you saw at the ribbon cutting  ceremony was a fake.

Can you believe that Jong-un’s sister, Kim Yo-jong, is accused of murdering her very own brother with poison? Kim Jong-un has been hiding from Covid 19 Corona Virus, or he’s dead.  His absence flames speculation.  Kim Yo-jong is the ruler of Workers Party of Korea, so she’s more feared than Freddy Kruegar.  News intelligence claims Yo-Jong was the mastermind behind her brother’s assassination.  We hope it isn’t true, but intelligence reports declare she’s seized control of the country.

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Kim Yo-jong is allegedly responsible for killing any mother sucker she felt was a threat to her ruling.  More than 5 cosmetic surgery experts confirm the flea at the ribbon cutting was a fake.  Body doubles are a norm for leaders like Kim.  Talks of nuclear bombs with Trump collapsed, so Jung un blamed his sister, Kim Yo-jong for the public humiliation.  She ain’t appreciate that twit at all, so she secretly poisoned him!

“He looks completely different!” declares renowned plastic surgeon Dr. Yoel Shahar. “They found somebody that looks something like him — but this is an entirely different person!”

Another nip-tuck physician, Dr. Otto Placik, especially pointed to the teeth, saying they “appear to be of different shape, which is strongly suggestive that they are not the same person.”

Suspicions about the man pictured in the May 1 photo

exploded after the pint-size punk, 36, had been missing from public view for nearly a month and failed to appear at his late father’s birthday celebration — one of the country’s most important holidays!

Cosmetic docs Shahar and Placik also point out the duplicate dictator has a larger forehead, his higher hairline doesn’t match and his eyebrows are longer than those in earlier pics of the tyrannical five-foot-seven runt.

“His eyelids are puffier, the nasal bridge is much more prominent and the shape of the lips doesn’t match at all,” adds Dr. Shahar. – Globe

Say it ain’t so?  Will NoKo hack the election?  Was the tyrant murdered by his own sister, and replaced with a body double? “She vowed to have her revenge, and that time apparently has arrived,” says one operative. “The man they’re trotting out is NOT her brother!”

It Gets Worse

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